Simple Word of Love Itself

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

storanscraic:

this is so cute and 

cosmologicalastrophysicist:

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Imagination is wondering if a smoothie can be made by compressing a tomato in your ass

internetgf:

so seductive

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

leynasays:

Yes. Mom, mags, admit it

But… Mags has the butt…

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
Anonymous

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema